Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 15, 2022

There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,...
There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt...
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt with a cork. A woodpecker or two Made the grade it is true, But it totally baffled the stork. Till along came a man who presented A tool that was strangely indented...

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."