Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 27, 2022
A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
...A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
But the sweetness of pitch
Couldn't put off the hitch
Of impotence, size and aroma. There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in...There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was ugly as shit,
And missing one tit,
But think of the money he saves. There once was a young man from France
Who waited ten years...There once was a young man from France
Who waited ten years for his chance;
Then he muffed it... Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed...Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me. Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million...Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 27, 2022
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