Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 22, 2022

KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves...
KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.

Keep your laws off my body!
Keep your laws off my body!

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open...
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.

Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside...
Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.

Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way...
Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

kern, v: 1. To pack type together as tightly as...
kern, v: 1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, metal object used as part of the monetary system.

There once was a husky young Viking Whose sexual prowess...
There once was a husky young Viking Whose sexual prowess was striking. Every time he got hot He would scour the twat Of some girl that might be to his liking.