Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 20, 2022

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

It is ok to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse...
It is ok to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

Such efforts are almost always slow, laborious, political,...
Such efforts are almost always slow, laborious, political, petty, boring, ponderous, thankless, and of the utmost criticality. -- Leonard Kleinrock, on standards efforts