Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 7, 2022

There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas...
There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas about marriage. He fucked his wife's mother And sucked off her brother And ate up her sister's miscarriage.

Talent in staff work or sales will continually be interpreted...
Talent in staff work or sales will continually be interpreted as managerial ability.

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson

A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is...
A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.

A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have...
A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor. I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op...

A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After...
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later. Before he left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who might beat her to...

A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying...
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee" The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely, "Excuse...

A man was talking to his best friend about his married life...
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me, but there's *always* that doubt. There's *always* that little doubt." ...