Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 4, 2022

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen...
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people:...
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand,...
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that...
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.