Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 11, 2006

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

What an artist dies with me! -- Nero
What an artist dies with me! -- Nero

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15 A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A:...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A: Go west, young man, go west! Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...

To have died once is enough. -- Publius...
To have died once is enough. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)