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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 22, 2006


He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient...
What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb

How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter!...
How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about...

I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under...
I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM ...

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