Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 27, 2006

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other...
In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish. It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky. When this bird moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate Headquarters. This message it drops into...

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior...
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell. -- Confucius

To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating...
To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.