Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 5, 2006

When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored,...
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near. -- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When You're Away"

Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long

A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on...
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.