| Humor: Saturday July 8, 2006 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 8, 2006PLAYGIRL, Inc...
PLAYGIRL, Inc. Philadelphia, Pa. 19369 Dear Sir: Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our centerfold. On a scale... The Great Movie Posters: The Miracle of the Age!!! A LION... The Great Movie Posters: The Miracle of the Age!!! A LION in your lap! A LOVER in your arms! -- Bwana Devil (1952) OVERWHELMING! ELECTRIFYING! BAFFLING! Fire Can't Burn Them! Bullets Can't Kill Them! See the Unfolding of... Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A:... Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant... Honi soit la vache qui rit. Honi soit la vache qui rit. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 8, 2006
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