Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 19, 2006

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful...
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips

Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.
Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.

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Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally...
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.