Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 9, 2006

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #8: LAIDBACK This...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #8: LAIDBACK This language was developed at the Marin County Center for T'ai Chi, Mellowness and Computer Programming (now defunct), as an alternative to the more intense atmosphere in nearby Silicon Valley...

Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond...
Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts for ever. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"