Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 28, 2006

Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!

Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.
Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.

A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left...
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on...
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. -- Ogden Nash