Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 18, 2006

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until...
If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Possessions increase to fill the space available for their...
Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...