Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 12, 2006

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back...
If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.

If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best...
If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.

"Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense attorney,...
"Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense attorney, now beginning to warm to his summation, "the real question here before you is, shall this beautiful young woman be forced to languish away her loveliest years in a dark prison cell?...

A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is...
A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing...
If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim. -- Bob Stanfield