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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 24, 2013


When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!
When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!

A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot ...
A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot Said the two to the tutor: "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tutors to toot"

And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different.

A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you...
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake

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