Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 4, 2013

If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they...
If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie. -- Attorney General William Saxbe

One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and...
One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane. Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down. Unfortunately, only three parachutes could...

Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of ...
Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown. -- Thomas Mann

//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH

Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...
Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...