Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 23, 2013

A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could...
A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could be. A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's...
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.