Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 26, 2013

Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason...
Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason. -- Charles Curtis, "A Commonplace Book"

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"