Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 3, 2013

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young man from Bengal Who claimed he had only...
There was a young man from Bengal Who claimed he had only one ball, But two little bitches Pulled down this man's breeches And proved he had nothing at all.

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph...
The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete. For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*. -- Bart Miller

... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.