Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 5, 2013

There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina Is the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong."

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor. INSTRUCTION SET ...
Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor. INSTRUCTION SET Code Mnemonic What 0 NOP No Operation 1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits) Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!

When things go well, expect something to explode, erode,...
When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating...
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.