Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 7, 2013

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet...
And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?