Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 29, 2013

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would...
There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick. His wife had a nice little cunt: It was hairy, and soft, and in front,...

ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

While you recently had your problems on the run, they've...
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...