Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 11, 2013

May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us,...
May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over...
A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over forty. Said she, "It's too quick With a young fellow's prick; I like it to last, and be warty."

A lusty young maid from Seattle Got pleasure by sleeping with...
A lusty young maid from Seattle Got pleasure by sleeping with cattle; Till she found a bull Who filled her so full It made both her ovaries rattle.

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath...
There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath the moon That he had the luck To be born of a fuck That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody...
Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody tell you what's impossible for you; don't let nobody tell you what you got to do, or you'll never know ... what's on the other side of the rainbow... remember, if you don't follow your...

Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers...
Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers scarce, Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs, Three megs for system source; One disk to rule them all, One disk to bind them, One disk to hold the files And in the darkness grind 'em.