Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 11, 2013

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

There was an Old Man of the Mountain Who frigged himself into...
There was an Old Man of the Mountain Who frigged himself into a fountain Fifteen times had he spent, Still he wasn't content, He simply got tired of the counting.

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.