Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 13, 2013

There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled...
There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.

There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk...
There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot For when he should pass A desirable lass The front of his pants would advance a lot.

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal...
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.