Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 6, 2013

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

DISCLAIMER: Use of this advanced computing technology does...
DISCLAIMER: Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.

"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a...
"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."