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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 29, 2013


Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing...
Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing. -- Hunter S. Thompson

There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover,...
There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover, one Kiam, "You may kiss me of course, But you'll have to use force. Though god knows you're stronger than I am."

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