Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 9, 2013

Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis...
Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around the sun. At one time this was called the Copernican theory; but, when evidence for a theory becomes so overwhelming that no informed person can doubt it, it is customary...

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent...
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. -- Henry Van Dyke

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are trying...
Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.

The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.