Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 3, 2013
A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune...A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune to bettera:
On the floor, quite unclad,
She successively had
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera... A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies,
Renowned for the length...A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies,
Renowned for the length of their peenies.
The hair on their balls
Sweeps the floors of their halls,
But they don't look at women, the meanies. Margaret, are you grieving
Over Goldengrove unleaving?
Leaves,...Margaret, are you grieving
Over Goldengrove unleaving?
Leaves, like the things of man,
You, with your fresh thoughts
Care for, can you?
Ah! as the heart grows older
It will come to such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of wanwood... YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 3, 2013
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