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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 11, 2013


Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter...
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

C for yourself.
C for yourself.

IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS;...
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.

Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't...
Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Gee how I wish he'd go away!

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