Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 5, 2013

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath...
There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath the moon That he had the luck To be born of a fuck That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

kernel, n.: A part of an operating system that...
kernel, n.: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.