Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 22, 2013

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

Just about the time when you think you can make ends...
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet somebody moves the ends!

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE,...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!