Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 13, 2013

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing...
Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it to Beaver"!

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum -- Ogden Nash
A bit of talcum Is always walcum -- Ogden Nash

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which...
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail. C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all. E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees. G...