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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 8, 2013


When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.

A foolish geologist from Kissen Just didn't know what he...
A foolish geologist from Kissen Just didn't know what he was missin', By studying rock And neglecting his cock, And using it merely for pissin'.

There was an old gent from Kentuck Who boasted a filigreed...
There was an old gent from Kentuck Who boasted a filigreed schmuck, But he put it away For fear that one day He might put it in and get stuck.

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