Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 27, 2013

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

Humor in the Court: Q: Could you see him from where you were...
Humor in the Court: Q: Could you see him from where you were standing? A: I could see his head. Q: And where was his head? A: Just above his shoulders.

Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch...
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?

Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us...
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1