Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 7, 2013

For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer...
For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do. Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start religions. -- Brian McGroarty...

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!

After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding...
After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your...