Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 16, 2013

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make...
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.

There was a young man of Belgrade Who remarked, "I'm...
There was a young man of Belgrade Who remarked, "I'm a queer piece of trade. I will suck, without charge, Any cock, if it's large. If it's small, I expect to be paid."

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.