Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday May 10, 2013

A lass at the foot of her class Asked a brainier chick how...
A lass at the foot of her class Asked a brainier chick how to pass. She replied, "With no fuss You can get a B-plus, By letting the prof pat your ass."

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess...