Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 23, 2013

"No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'" ...
"No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'" -- Dr. Who

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from...
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And...