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jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold ...
jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold paul scorns all ones; the meek the girls(the proud sloppy sleek) bright ones, the dim all except the cold ones; the slim ...

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it...
Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one arch-enemy -- and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"

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