Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 4, 2013

There was a young man of Kutki Who could blink himself off with...
There was a young man of Kutki Who could blink himself off with one eye. For a while though, he pined, When his organ declined To function, because of a stye.

There's a very hot babe at the Aggies Who's to men what...
There's a very hot babe at the Aggies Who's to men what to bulls a red rag is. The seniors go round Hanging down to the ground, And one extra-large Soph has to drag his.

I'm not the person your mother warned you about...
I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good. -- Amy Gorin