Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 16, 2013

Brucify, v: 1: Kill by nailing onto style(9);...
Brucify, v: 1: Kill by nailing onto style(9); "David O'Brien was brucified" 2: Annoy constantly by reminding of potential improvements [syn: {torment}, {rag}, {tantalize}, {bedevil}, {dun}, {frustrate}] ...

An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion...
An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion to travel; On the way she would sit And furiously knit, And on the way back she'd unravel. -- Edward Gorey

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries...
The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries. -- Nora Ephron