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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 20, 2013


There's a lovely young lady named Shittlecock Who loves to play...
There's a lovely young lady named Shittlecock Who loves to play diddle and fiddle-cock, But her cunt's got a pucker That's best not to fuck, or When least you expect it to, it'll lock.

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.

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