Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 22, 2013

Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
Bridge ahead. Pay troll.

Your business will assume vast proportions.
Your business will assume vast proportions.

A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with...
A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...