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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first...
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Get GUMMed --- ------ The Gurus of Unix...
Get GUMMed --- ------ The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will...

How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code. And even...
How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code. And even as we speak does it Increase the system load. How patiently it seems to run And spit out error flags, While users, with frustration, all Tear all their clothes to rags.

Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment...
Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.

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