Freebsd Fortunes

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler

Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the
Station-to-Station rate.

Ask not for whom the <CONTROL-G> tolls.

Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the
bathtub, it tolls for thee.

Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell"
for an answer.

"Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old
woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it,
she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'"
                -- David Letterman

Ass, n.:
        The masculine of "lass".

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be
strengthened.  Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum.
Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check
and dying broke.
                -- Stanley Walker

"At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los
Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head
under the exhaust of a bus until he revived."

At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it is
not.  But obviously it cannot be where it is not.  And if it is where
it is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest.
                -- Zeno's paradox of the moving (still?) arrow