Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 12, 2007

Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

The Feynman Problem-Solving Algorithm: (1) write down...
The Feynman Problem-Solving Algorithm: (1) write down the problem. (2) think very hard. (3) write down the answer. -- Murray Gell-Mann

Today is the last day of your life so far.
Today is the last day of your life so far.

Unfair animal names: -- tsetse fly --...
Unfair animal names: -- tsetse fly -- bullhead -- booby -- duck-billed platypus -- sapsucker -- Clarence -- Gary Larson

Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what...
Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. -- Sir Edmond Stockdale