Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 14, 2007

The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend...
The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear. They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside. At which point the salesman turned to his friend, and said,...

If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if...
If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics.

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life...
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. -- Bertrand Russell

Paralysis through analysis.
Paralysis through analysis.

The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to...
The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.